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Leather Goddesses of Phobos

Walkthrough by Bruce A. Smith

It's time for some more of that wacky Steve Meretzky comedy, and there's plenty of it here in this "R-Rated" game. One of the first naughty text adventures, Leather Goddesses came be played in Tame, Suggestive, or Lewd modes. Any way you play it, it's fun.

Note: This solution assumes that you're playing the role of a male being accompanied by Trent. If you want to play the game as a female, go NE instead of NW in Joe's Bar. As a female you'll be accompanied by Tiffany rather than Trent and in the mad scientist's lab you should give the chocolate to the male gorilla instead of the female gorilla. Otherwise everything else is the same. Scores are given for performing certain actions in the game, but with each game the point value of the score changes. Actions that get you points are highlighted with quotation marks.

Joe's Bar

NW. USE BATHROOM. SMELL. "WAIT" (until you are captured by aliens and put in a cell).

Cell

GET ALL. OPEN DOOR. S. OPEN NARROW DOOR. S. GET PAPER. READ PAPER. (The matrix of words is a word search puzzle. At some point early in the game, Trent will give you a matchbook with a list of things he needs to build an Anti-Leather Goddesses Attack Machine. If you circle those items on the word search puzzle, the letters left uncircled spell out "Hissing frightens flytraps".) DROP PAPER. N. U. N. SMELL. LIGHT LIGHT. GET ON TRENT. ENTER CIRCLE.

Jungle

"HISS". W. GET JAR. E. E. E. GET CAN. NW. "TRADE FLASHLIGHT FOR MACHINE." GET MACHINE. KNOCK ON DOOR. D. GIVE CHOCOLATE TO FEMALE GORILLA. DROP TRAY. EXAMINE MACHINE. OPEN COMPARTMENT. PUT JAR IN MACHINE. CLOSE MACHINE. TURN MACHINE ON. KISS GORILLA. GET HOSE. GET CHOCOLATE. EAT CHOCOLATE. OPEN CAGE. OUT. UNTIE SELF. UNTIE TRENT. DROP HOSE. "PULL SWITCH." GET OFF. GET HOSE. ENTER CIRCLE. PULL KNOB. OPEN BOX. GET COIN. SE. ENTER CIRCLE.

Royal Docks

S. OPEN MACHINE. GET JAR. "PUT CREAM ON ANGLE." GET ANGLE. DROP MACHINE AND JAR. N. ENTER BARGE. EXAMINE CONTROLS. READ ORANGE. READ PURPLE. PRESS ORANGE. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. PRESS ORANGE. OUT. N. GET ALL. S. IN. PRESS ORANGE. PRESS PURPLE. WAIT. PRESS ORANGE. WAIT. OUT. E. NE.

Audience Chamber

YES. "SAY "RIDDLE"." W. READ MESSAGE. (To decode the message, convert each letter to the letter of the alphabet that is 3 letters before it. For example D becomes A, and E becomes B. Then read it backwards. The message tells you which of the Sultan's wives to ask for, and that you should ask her to kiss your kneecaps.) SAY (the number of the wife that the message tells you. Remember the message is backwards, so read the number backwards too). W. DROP MESSAGE. PUT ALL IN BASKET. WAIT. ASK WIFE TO KISS MY KNEECAPS. GET TORCH. D.

Catacombs

SAY "KWEEPA". HOP. CLAP. NW. N. NE. E. CLAP. NE. NE. HOP. SAY "KWEEPA". CLAP. SE. D. NW. NE. CLAP. N. HOP. S. SAY "KWEEPA". CLAP. NE. U. NW.

Forgotten Storehouse

"GET BOOK." CLAP. HOP. NW. S. SAY "KWEEPA". CLAP. SE. SE. D. HOP. CLAP. NE. W. E. SAY "KWEEPA". CLAP. W. S. HOP. SW. CLAP.

Burial Chamber

"GET RAFT." N. S. SAY "KWEEPA". CLAP E. HOP. NW. N. CLAP. U.

Laundry Room

GET PIN. N. E. SE. U. ENTER CIRCLE. D. DROP TORCH. ENTER CIRCLE. W. ENTER BARGE. PRESS ORANGE. AGAIN. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. OUT. PRESS ORANGE. W. PUT STAIN ON CIRCLE. DROP STAIN. ENTER CIRCLE.

Cleveland

S. GET SACK. OPEN SACK. EMPTY LEAVES. PUT ALL IN SACK. N. NE. U. GET SHEET. TEAR SHEET. TIE STRIPS TOGETHER. TIE ROPE TO BED. THROW ROPE OUT WINDOW. WAIT. "WAIT." GET HEADLIGHT. CLIMB DOWN STAIRS. E. MOVE SOD. ENTER CIRCLE. N. ENTER CIRCLE. E. "D."

Icy Dock

OUT. S. SE. READ SIGN. GIVE COIN TO PENGUIN. SE. EMPTY BASKET INTO SACK. N. GET BABY. PUT BABY IN BASKET. PUT BLANKET ON BABY. S. S. PUT BASKET ON STOOP. WAIT. WAIT. OPEN DOOR. ENTER IGLOO. "GET COTTON." OUT. N. NW. W. ENTER CIRCLE.

Wattz-Upp Dock

W. W. NW. WEAR BALM. PUT PIN ON NOSE. DROP ALL. COVER EARS WITH HAND. CLOSE EYES. "KISS FROG." GET ALL. TAKE PIN OFF NOSE. DROP PIN. REMOVE BALM. W. W. NW.

Hickory and Dickory Dock

SHOW PAINTING TO MOUSE. "GET MOUSE." DROP PAINTING. PUT RAFT IN WATER. ENTER RAFT. WAIT (eight times). GRAB DOCK. GET RAFT. S. E. S. "GIVE COIN TO MAN." SEARCH DUST. N. E. PUT RAFT IN WATER. IN. WAIT (five times). GRAB DOCK. W. W. NW. W. W. ENTER CIRCLE. U. U. N. ENTER CIRCLE. W. ENTER CIRCLE.

Hold

GET SWORD. S. MOUNT. W. DISMOUNT. GET SUIT. WEAR SUIT. OPEN HATCH. N. ATTACK THORBAST. AGAIN (until you knock the sword out of his hands). GET SWORD. "GIVE THORBAST HIS SWORD." ATTACK MONSTER. UNTIE WOMAN. "N." OPEN DOOR. E. S. S. MOUNT. E. DISMOUNT. W. W. W. ENTER CIRCLE. OPEN TUBE. DROP CIRCLE. ENTER CIRCLE.

Boudoir

WAIT. WAIT. GIVE BLENDER. GIVE HOSE. GIVE COTTON. GIVE ANGLE. GIVE HEADLIGHT. GIVE MOUSE. GIVE PHOTO. GIVE PHONE BOOK.

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