Today's Topic: The Prophecies of Nostril Dumbass
     There is some debate about the validity of the prophecy. But I believe that everyone's doubts will finally be erased when they review the remarkable and incredibly accurate prophecies of Nostril Dumbass. Not only have some of them already come true, but some of them will come true over and over again! Read the fantastically amazing predictions he has made, and you have no doubts that the future can be foreseen:

         · A lot of famous old people will die.

         · There will be a vice president that everyone will make fun of.

         · Two brothers will get in a fight.

         · There will be a musician who will be seen more after he is dead than when he was alive.

         · On the third of the month, two sisters will go shopping and one will not be able to decide about her purchases.

         · In a certain year, the fishing just won't be very good.

         · There will be a war.

         · A large vehicle made of metal will collide with another one.

         · Your life will not turn out the way you planned it.

         · New Years Eve 1999-2000 will be one of the most anti-climatic party events ever.

         · Something important will end at the same time that something important starts.

         · A bald man will captain a ship that flies to the stars.

         · The stock market will go both up and down.

         · The City of Atlantis will rise again in movie theaters and on the Science Fiction Channel.

         · A cat will be chased by a dog and a dog will be chased by a cat.

         · In the future, life will be different than it is now.

     Convinced? I am.