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There was a cat in our yard. It was big and had furries on it. I thought that I was a bird and I ran from the cat. "Meow," it said to the dog next door whose name is Barkie. Then I had dinner.
The next day the cat was over again. It is always over. Why is it have stripes? It doesn't, that's why. Sometimes it eat the grass. Sometimes it drink hose water from where it sits. The one time it was in the clover and then it got out. When it is on the fence it looks at things. There is more than one cat in the world, but not in our yard. That is the only cat there where it is. Yesterday it smelled like cows outside and I asked my friend Bobby to come over. Bobby said to tie something to the cat's tail to make us laugh, but my mommy told me that would be a mean thing to do that sometime. I did not, but I thought about it. My's Mom said I was very smart. I don't know if I was yesterday. At lunch we had milk and I wanted to know if cats drink chocolate milk like Tommy does. Tommy goes to school. Tommy is a dufus. At school we have a nurse and she tell us to go back to class because we are not really sick. We are just faking. I do not know how she knows. I like it when there is juice in my lunch. In the summer I am going to go skate boarding with my hat on. Hat is a word like cat except for different letters. Lots of words are like that. Even big ones. I want to go to the park or water swimming. If I had a truck I would dig in the dirt for the stuff that I have lost. Sometimes I might even find it, excepting when it was not there for when I looked. On animal cookies, why don't they have normal animals like cats? Nobody tells me. If the cat came over at night I would not see it because I was asleep, but I might have a dream. One time I dreamed that I went to Saturn, which is the planet with the cars on it. They go around in circles. My friend Roy is missing a tooth. At school they make us read math things and ride on the bus. The bus has a sticky floor, so my shoes make funny noises like someone is going to catch me. If I was running, I would get caught on the sticky floor. The mean man who drives the bus tell me not to run on the bus. I guess he is worried about my shoes, but I don't know why because they are not his shoes! I am very good at spelling because I use spell checkers. I play checkers too. Bobby is better at it then me, but I am thinking that he cheats behind my back when I am not looking at him. At Chinese checkers I am better than him because he is from Kansas. I am going to learn to play chest when I grow up. There are a lot of cats in the cartoons. I like the cartoons and the funnies in the paper. The one is called Family Circus. Sometimes the cartoon guy has his kid do the cartoons. That is stupid. I hate it. It is not very porfesional. Somebody said lafter is the best medicin. It didn't help me when I had a cold or the flu. So that must not be right then! If I go fishing sometimes and I catch a fish I wonder if the cat talk to it. Maybe if it talk right. Tuesday this year is April First, which mean something funny happens. Sometimes the cat chases the bug and runs into the fence. That is like his big April Fooly joke for the bug. If I was a cat I would do something funny for that day too, but I do not know what. I like it when I play a joke. I want to grow up to be big. I hope I don't have to do papers like this then. If next times comes, I'll tell you about the dog, then maybe an elephant. I have to go now. Bye. |
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